Bumper Pack of 12 Abusive Party Balloons - Hilariously Rude & Cynical Abusive Balloons for Adults - Abusive Birthday Decorations And Adult Party Decorations

The Perfect Abusive Birthday Balloons for Men and Women

If you’re thinking of really undermining that special person in your life on their big day, then you’ve come to the right place. These hilariously insensitive abusive party decorations will help you show love in a way that only you could!

What’s In Each Package?

Decorate your party venue in cheeky, abusive style using these rude party balloons. Each package contains:

3 x “Old as F*ck”

3 x “Happy F*cking Birthday”

3 x Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death”

3 x “Congratu-f*cking-lations”.

Get Ready to Have Your Guests in Stitches

Designed to spice up a regular boring party or celebration and make it more fun all around. A tongue-in-cheek alternative to traditional balloons, these rude birthday decorations are a great way to ruin your special someone’s big day while having all of the guests rolling on the floor laughing.

Stand-Out In The Best Way Possible

Bright colors and profanity are two things that go hand-in-hand and you’ll find both on these funny birthday balloons. No need to worry about finding centerpiece decorations that will make the theme pop. These balloons alone will be the talking point of the party.

Perfect for Birthdays

While these funny happy birthday balloons may not be great for formal occasions, they are a great way to warm up birthday parties, especially if it’s a surprise party for someone with a sense of humor.

Bad For Your Feelings, Safe for the Environment

These naughty party balloons. may be savage, but they are made out of environmentally-friendly latex material. This means that they are much safer for the environment compared to other types of balloons.

• ABUSIVE BALLOON 12 PACK - This balloon bumper pack is filled with 12 absolutely hysterical and downright shocking novelty balloons for sheer hilarity. Enough with the niceties - it’s time to tell the truth about how you feel about the celebrant! Each balloon has a different message or statement that’s sure to crack everyone up..
• AIR OR HELIUM FILLED - Choose from air or helium to fill your balloon and make them expand to display the message. These adult novelty balloons are suitable for use at any event, from indoors to outdoor party scenarios, bachelor parties, girls night out, leaving do’s and more..
• STATEMENT COLORS - What’s the use of novelty birthday balloons if they don’t stand out? Carefully designed so they won’t blend in with the background, these funny happy birthday decorations are the perfect surprise for any celebrant..
• EVERYBODY LOVES THEM - These abusive balloons don’t hold back. They’re as funny, cold and abusive as can be. Naughty birthday balloons are perfect to inject some tongue in cheek and downright rude humor into run of the mill parties and liven things up..
• ENVIRONMENTALLY SOUND - These funny birthday decorations for men may be abusive, but they are safe for the planet. Crafted from biodegradable natural latex because, while we don’t care about your feelings, we do care about what happens when you throw away your balloons!.
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